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What I Did for Pho*

July 6, 2006 · 6 Comments


Right smack in the middle of allergy season, my bf Marcus got an honest-to-goodness, sniffling sneezing coughing aching, baby, gets-me-some-Nyquil cold. We did the boiled ginger tea with honey, we thought he could sleep it off.

Then, the morning after his first night of sickie-dom, I told him I was going to Chinatown to get him some Soup.

Pho is no joke. I had never even heard of it until college, when my best friend L took a bunch of us to Oakland Chinatown and introduced us to our very first bowls of Hot Vietnamese Love. (Yeah, there were Vietnamese folks where I grew up, but somehow the Stuff escaped me. It was more a Filipino town. I think there used to be some unspoken rule that you can only have one Asian ethnic group in the majority per city. But I’ll get to lumpia and adobo another day.)

What is pho (/fuh/)? It’s hot steamy beef broth, added to any of various kinds of meat, for example: chicken (ga); brisket; tendons; beef balls (as in spheres, not testicles); and, rare steak (tai, my favorite - you actually watch it go from pink to cooked in the broth). Mix in your bun/rice vermicelli, some bean sprouts, fresh basil and/or cilantro, lemon or lime, a few sliced chilis, some hot red chili sauce, and some sweetish purple stuff, then tie back your hair and roll up your sleeves. Eat it with people you love, because there will be slurpin’. Yeah, pho is like THAT.

L, I, and our two friends made numerous late nights runs to our fave Viet spots: Pho Hoa Loa, Pho 84, and yes, there is even a place called Pho King. Something about that protein infused broth works the magic, because it fixed Marcus’ cold, and has been known to give college sophomores the gumption for mid-terms, make a dollar out of fifty cents, and heal a broken heart.

I don’t know what’s in pho, exactly. L knew how to make it, but she knew the recipe so intimately that she couldn’t even recall the exact names of the ingredients (”you throw a few of those star things in”).

I think she meant…anise?

I think…her mama swore her to secrecy.

Years after my undergrad, I saw Emeril Lagasse pay homage to Pho on his show, in his own Emerilized way: Hey, it take three days to make, but it’s the national dish! Give it a break! Yes, do give it a break, because on an overcast day, when both you and the weather are feeling under the weather, Pho’s powers are instantaneous.

There was a time when I was eating so much pho, hitting the Viet spots with bilingual L so often that I learned to order food, and the waiters understood me! And then they’d start talking Vietnamese to me! Like in a conversation!

Of course, after that the jig would be up. Truthfully, my intonation was probably not that great, and more likely it was just some cute boys trying to flirt. No matter. Aside from occasional straying to bun thit nuong –because grilled pork always knows how to please me– when I’m down for Vietnamese food, my heart belongs to pho.

*Yes, I’m sure this title has already been used somewhere.

Image courtesy of pho-king fantastic website, phofever.com

Categories: Asian Cuisine · Entree · Melanie

Paula Deen’s magazine

July 6, 2006 · 4 Comments

Paula Deen’s Magazine….um, that rhymes.

I love Paula Deen–I like her recipes, and I like her TV show. I love that she CHOWS down at the end of her TV show, often getting whipped cream all over her face. I love that she piles a triple serving of whipped cream on any dessert, and isn’t afraid of cream or butter. I love that she often sticks her finger (ala Julia Child) into the food to nab a taste.

This is a woman who is NOT afraid of food at all (unlike Giada Larentiis, the size zero chef with gobs of makeup and lip gloss who eats her food all dainty-like at the end–she makes me lose my appetite).

Plus, I like her recipes. They are good.

So when I saw Paula Deen’s new magazine on the grocery store shelf, I nabbed it.

But, dear reader, her magazine sucks. If you want recipes, go to Cook’s Illustrated. If you want a narrative on food and ingredients, go to Gourmet or Saveur or even Martha Stewart Living. Paula Deen’s magazine reads like the Pennysaver in its writing style, and the recipes are presented like they’re appearing in a coupon book. (Basically, there are tons of pictures and recipes without a narrative tying the recipes together–but then the recipes themselves are not that intriguing, like discount clothes on a sales rack).

There were a few sections outside of food. For instance, there was a two page layout on “red white and blue” bouquets in celebration of July 4th. The ugliest bouquets ever.

Paula, I’m sticking to your TV show and your cookbooks. Omnipedia, you ain’t.

Update: another reason this magazine looks sub-par…all the photographs seem to be taken with FLASH (a no-no in food photography), and I noticed that the articles tend to just be a list of recipes, as opposed to being attached to a narrative or some sort of intro. which makes it come off like a Pennysaver.

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What is a “muffin top?”

July 6, 2006 · 5 Comments

I won’t really eat a whole muffin, just the muffin top. Even before those fancy shmancy “muffin top molds” came out (you know, the kind that enable someone to JUST make muffin tops), I would twist off the top of a muffin and then…toss the cup part of the muffin aside.
Who wants to eat the chewy non-browned bottom of a muffin when you can eat the caramelized, browned, crunchy muffin top?

I love those kinds of muffin tops.

I’m also trying to learn to like MY muffin top. You know, when your belly bulges/hangs over the tops of your jeans/pants. When I’m wearing a snug pair of jeans and eat a big meal, I’ll get a muffin top. I used to have a permanent muffin top, so this is progress.

I like that calling my belly fat a “muffin top” makes the whole thing cuter and more delicious to me.

So this blog is an homage to muffin tops–the literal kind, and the figurative kind. This blog is about food and eating. Muffin tops, muffin tops!

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and just so you know, here is the backstory to the blog’s name:

I wore my skinny jeans today, a pair of Blue Cult jeans I purchased a year ago with great optimism. I could BARELY get my legs into them, and I could NOT button them up, but they were $25 (down from $200) at a discount store. “What the hell,” I thought, “This might be a good gamble.”

It paid off today. They were snug, but they fit!

But then after lunch (a wonderful meal of Vietnamese food), I had a MAJOR muffin top. My stomach was pudging over the waistband. Thank goodness I wore a loose blouse.

“I have a muffin top!” I shrieked in the office.

“What?”

“A muffin top!”

One of my coworkers started laughing. “That is the cutest thing ever!” he said. “A muffin top!?”

And then, at that very moment, I announced, “That would be an AWESOME name for a blog!”

And so, this blog was born.

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